FREE CAT TO A GOOD HOMEAll black, possibly the devil (or spawn of). Wakes up early and ensures that you do not oversleep in the morning. Tells you when your decor needs updating by scratching on the furniture that he does not like. Helps herd the other animals and keeps them from sleeping too long in one spot. Even meows in front of child's room if he feels he should be awake, too. Loves to play (rough). Loves to purr and cuddle with the alpha male of the household (pays respect to only the alpha male). Bites/attacks everyone except alpha male. Chews through strings that could possibly be used to harm him or others (don't buy toys with strings). Maintains a healthy figure and reminds you when the food bowl is low. Fantastic pet, if you don't ever want to sleep-in, have nice furniture, have stingy clothes or shoelaces, love to be scratched for no reason and don't have other animals that sleep a lot (or if YOU are the alpha male... then he's wonderful).
Call anytime (we'll probably be awake). 1-800-IWANT-2KILLHIM
2 comments:
Hey, I have one of these too. Except mine is the female model and a bit on the 'hefty' side if you know what I mean... Incessant meowing for treats. Has discovered that hopping in bathtub and meowing causes amplification of meow, therefore has continued to do this on a daily basis. Quite annoying.
Therefore, I respectfully decline the offer :).
And from the photo he loves to clean himself. No thanks I have TWO. Nonna
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